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Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones, and Luc Besson you would think that with a cast like that and a writer and director like Luc Besson that you could expect a movie that you’d enjoy. Well you’d be wrong.
So a mafia boss and his family get moved to France. Why? Well the long and short of it is that where ever they go they can’t help but revert to type. They start beating people up creating scams and rackets, and just being destructive. And guess what in this town in France they are up to the same old ways. And it is so contrived and over done that it is a train wreck followed by a twelve car pile up topped by planes falling out of the sky. Otherwise horrible. This is acting that could have been performed by the local theater troupe that is comprised of the cast of Jersey Shore and snooty French Canadians.
Sometimes when I see actors of the caliber of De Niro, Pfeiffer, and Jones in movies like these and I ask myself why? Why did I get my hopes up, why didn’t someone warn me that this was a truly horrible movie. Well I took the bullet, I did the deed, I pushed you to the curb and let the car hit me. This is a horrible movie and a waste of talent skip it put it on your list of things that you’d rather get a sharp stick in your eye then see.
I give this zero stars.