From the eighty-sixth floor of the Empire State building the man of bronze’s golden eyes widened, turning to his five companions he said: “It’s Frenetic Friday!”
Sometimes I think that it is all a great conspiracy. Take for instance this:
This is a picture from Babylon Bee where they satirically write that Elevation Church is putting in water slides to speed up baptisms.
Then Snopes that bastion of truth and internet debunking chimes in with a post about Babylon Bee and how it is a satire website and no Elevation Church isn’t really putting in a water slide.
Then there is this:.
Yep there it is they are getting baptized by going down a water slide. Folks I can’t make this stuff up,
From there let’s go to Portland Oregon. In specific let’s go to Pips Original Doughnuts and Chai where they have advertised for help with one proviso if you are vegan or vegetarian you need not apply. Here is the ad they placed in the paper:
BASIC requirements: ( PLEASE DO NOT APPLY unless you meet or exceed 1-6)
1. You love serving people and have a friendly, outgoing personality but understand
when to be chatty and when to move the line along. -We don’t need another moody
hipster providing lame service in Portland.
2. One year experience working quickly and accurately in a fast-paced food service job.
3. Basic barista skills: Steaming milk & pouring a basic heart. IF you show promise and
meet or exceed all other requirements and we think you are a good fit, we will help
refine your skills.
4. Stamina, strength & endurance. It can be very busy and you must be able to lift at
least 50 lbs on a regular basis.
5. Enjoy working in a fast-paced, multifaceted, & dynamic environment with a tight team.
6. No non-medical, non-religious dietary restrictions that would stop you from
tasting, accurately representing our food and maintaining quality control to
maintain the highest standards of food safety and excellence. We serve products
with meat ( including bacon) nuts, diary and our doughnuts contain wheat gluten.
Yep it is number six that has raised the ire of the vegans and vegetarians in Portland. And boy howdy they are out for um wheat grass? But the owners are standing firm or as they put it how can you tell if the quality of the product is good if you can’t eat the product? I just wonder how long it is going to be before the tolerance police close them down. But wait I forgot they’re not a Christian baker. <source>
Now to our neighbors up in the north from the Daily Wire is a report that the University of Toronto is suspending temporarily the transgender bathroom policy they enacted because of two separate instances where males (Oh no he is using binary based nouns!) were caught holding there cell phones over the female students shower stalls and taking pictures. Something I could have told them was going to happen but they didn’t consult me at the time. In the mean time the University has designated some bathrooms only for males, some only for females and some gender neutral.
Here are two of the student’s responses to the change:
One freshman told the paper that the issue “is not strictly about someone taking pictures; it is about a violation of the trust that our residence experience is based on.”
Another student told the paper that she was “disappointed” that the incident happened. “I have more faith in people than that,” she said. <source>
You know speaking of perverted things this popped up in my news alerts and I was so gob smacked by it that I had to share with you: